A woman walks into a bathhouse and is stopped at the door by an attendant who says "You can't go in here. This bathhouse is only for men." So the woman says to him she says "Is Saddam Hussein in there?" and the attendant says "no." So she says "O, is Osama bin Ladin in there?" and the attendant says "no." So the woman walks right in!
The joke is that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Ladin are the only real men.
And then this was one of last week's "Maramduke"s:

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