MC’s recent study of the past year of NYT “Most Emailed Articles” has yielded a surprising discovery: the NYT is read exclusively by 12-year-old girls. If you want your article to make it to the number one spot, it should incorporate one of the following:
1) adolescence/high school
2) a new scientific theory about why husbands are total goofs
3) cute animals
4) post-feminism, a cool new trend (ladies only!!!) that embraces everything from internalized self-loathing to really annoying prose styles
5) Jude Law’s perfect mix-tape
