Jews: Like us, but more God's chosen people

So I ran across this in Slate:
Are Jews a race? Is Jewish intelligence genetic? If these notions make you cringe, you're not alone. Many non-Jews find them offensive. Actually, scratch that. I have no idea whether non-Jews find them offensive. But I imagine that they do, which is why Jews like me wince at any suggestion of Jewish genetic superiority. We don't even want to talk about it.

How much do they not want to talk about it? Enough to organize a conference about it, it turns out. A conference which also got reported by Dana Milbank in the Washington Post, bringing this to light: "Jews get so embarrassed about Jewish IQ: 'We know we're smart but don't tell anyone else.' "

Seriously, though, that part is true. Have you ever met a prideful Jew? In my experience they're always really quiet about how they're Jewish and how proud they are and how great it is to be Jewish.

Anyway, with this conference, the silence was finally broken, and Jews joined the ranks of all other free, modern peoples who hold conferences regarding legitimate research into the intellectual superiotorty of their race.

The findings of the conference/the conclusions of both articles are: Jewish people are smarter. Espcially verbally. It's been proven...but not without complication. There are in fact 2 different possibilities as to how this condition came to be (it either has to do with the way reading the Torah weeded idiots out of the gene pool or how Jewish culture promotes intelligence. Not everything is cut and dry in academia, guys. Sorry to disappoint). To further complicate things, if you choose to accept that Jews are genetically smarter, you also have to accept that they are genetically susceptible to several diseases. (Can you do that? Can you accept it? WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
It's a big decision. Are Jews genetically superior or are they?)

So, wait, in conclusion, Jews are smart and verbose and are paranoid about disease and death? Implicitly, they're self-obsessed to a kind of creepy extent but are seemingly unaware of that? Money well spent, Einsteins. I got a video of the data they used:

"Great conference, guys."
-- overheard at the conference

"I'm just kinda sad that we don't have, like, maybe control of the media, so that the findings could be made public."(kicks a rusty can)
-- what everyone was saying after the conference



Maybe I'm being too goy, but this whole collection of business sounds like pure insanity to me. Why does any of this matter? It seems like 19th Century news.
I also have to say that touting genetic superiority is NOT A GOOD LOOK, Jews.


Long story short/my veiws on Israel if you were wondering: JEWS! GET OVER YOURSELVES. BE AS SMART AS YOU WANT TO BE. YOU'RE JUST REGULAR RICH WHITE PEOPLE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.