Great News for Baseball Card Fans

Omigodyouguysdidyouhear? It’s time to throw out your internet, or put it in the old box in the attic where you store your video cassettes, laser discs, landlines, 3D printers, and bicycles.

From the people who brought you the internet comes [drumroll]… The Grid! [triumphant cymbal clash]

What, you ask, is The Grid?
It’s basically just the internet, only faster.
[feeble cymbal clash]

No, just playin’. I am seriously already in love with The Grid. It had me at “could also provide the kind of power needed to transmit holographic images.”

Remember when this was like, “Aaaah! So amazing":


Ten years from now, the Internet will seem like a giant Magic Eye.
Because we will all be totally cool with THIS:


Me in the Future: "I'm totally cool with you, hologram man. I'm just snacking on some future-cheetos as we sit here in separate corners of the earth multiverse, shooting the breeze, one hologram to another. Has anyone ever told you you look like Alec Baldwin?"

I bow down before you, mighty Grid.