Monday, September 17, 2007

An Open Letter to Kanye West

Dear Kanye:
If you're so good at being black why don't you scare me at all? I've left some things I hold dear outside my door for you to steal. It would really be hard for me to trust you if you just took them ;) Isn't my white daughter hot? Please Kanye. Daft Punk? O.J. and Isotoners? Did your NYU suitemate just get Garageband, Kanye? Are you Rich from LFO now? Was Michael J. Fox Alex P. Keaton? You're a Chicago blipster, Kanye, and you might even be a Chicago hipster in very good blace. 50 wins.
w/b

p.s. Here's how you navigate the racial divide, blerd

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