Thursday, October 30, 2008

Halloween: Prepare your old lady costumes

For those of you who are going Halloween partying as an old lady character, or for comediennes developing an old lady character for the stage (which I recommend!), I found wikiHow How to Appear as an Old Lady
As a time saver, I've cut and pasted the entry. Here:

Steps
-Apply some darker foundation.
-Use brown eyeliner to make the wrinkles.
-Wear something from your grandma's wardrobe, preferably a dress.
-Match it with old-fashioned shoes
-Tease your hair and powder it, so that it looks white or grey.
-Wear fake, extravagant jewellery(it's better if it's gold).


Tips
-To appear more believable, fake an old woman's voice and speak like old people do.
-You can also carry a bag or a walking stick.
-Say stuff like "Back in my day" or "Before the war..."



"OUTRAGEOUS LIES! A BROAD, DEMEANING CHARACTERIZATION! I'M OUTRAGED!"


Another big thanks to the combined wisdom of millions/the Wiki Age. The world is flat y'all! Happy Halloween.

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