Election Update

Those of you looking for an update on the presidential election came to the right "place." First up, VP nominee Joe Biden made my annual list of the all-time best love stories:

All-Time Best Love Stories 2008

1) Holocaust apples
2) Joe Biden and 1st wife
3) Joe Biden and crying
4) Me and Joe Biden
5) Liz and Skinny Water

Secondly, I've decided to endorse Barack Obama. The guy is really good. I saw his commercials, and I'm all in. He's the one. We can do this, you guys. We can do this. And we really should.
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