Empathy Rays!

I didn’t actually read this article, I just read the subtitles. But I’m pretty confident it goes on to explain that we all shoot empathy rays out of our skin whenever we empathize with people. Which, for me, is like non-stop. Scientists should learn how to harness the power of these empathy rays into some sort of machine (thermodynamics?) and use it to fight terrorism.
Science is funny and cool.