Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Can you get syphilis from sharing a bottle of talent?

Every day I walk past the guy selling Spare Change who basically orders me to smile, and I do it, because I’m weak. But today at the gym I saw an episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where Sabrina switches identities with a sassy female rapper, Baby K2K, and learns that even white people can stand up for themselves. On my way back I was about to pass that guy, and I crossed the street.
The first two years of that show I thought Salem was just a creepy looking real cat, and to this moment I remember when my friend was like, “no, idiot, it’s a puppet.” I grew up a little bit that day. Thinking back, it’s weird that I didn’t know how to recognize puppets until my teens.

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