Tuesday, August 21, 2007

WEINER ANNOUNCED

The search for the Millennial Crier Lil vanity protege is over!

Thanks to everyone for coming out! If there's one thing being around all these children has taught me, it's how deeply uncomfortable I am with Liz's inability to have children of her own.

Also, courtesy humanity in all its glory, this:

Can I get a "WTF?" followed by a knowing wink people?

2 comments:

Nick D. said...

Right here, right now, I'm volunteering to stand around in the background of his next video: shirtless, wristbands, contemptuous sneer. Just think of what I'd stand to gain by standing--even momentarily--within the irradiating sphere of his talent aura. Plus, it'd be like getting a sign language tutorial. That was ASL, right?

Liz said...

Forget ASL. Leading backwards with your hands on your hips, gazing toward the sky, is the UNIVERSAL sign for "making history."