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Let's keep talking about The Pickup Artist. Here's a game I made up to play while I watch it:
1) Look into each of the cast members' eyes when they appear on screen.
2) Face a new reality that forces you to understand an entire life experience that, previously, you could not have understood less.
3) Now, allow yourself to realize that, actually, you could not understand it more.
4) Hate yourself in a new way.
5) Wait a beat.
6) Love yourself in a new way.
7) Draw a card and, if it's a number card, pass out the corresponding number of drinks or sips to your friends. Give a lot of sips to one girl as a sign that says "let's hook up," if that's what you're feeling.

Anyway, could you ask for a better piece of television?
What's that Philippines?

Well played, Philippines. You win again.