Say what you will about President Bush (and would somebody say something already?), the president, in general, will always be our national dad. Proof:
I'M MORTIFIED!
I'll go on to say that the specific nature of this dad explains why all kids are emo now.
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this is the stuff. A+ work, millennial crier.
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