Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Lara Logan: A Blogabration


2:20 and beyond, and don't miss the last second.

The fact that hot women get whatever they want grants us clear access to their wants in pure form. Lara Logan apparently wants to work as hard as she can to make the world a better, more informed place. She's brash and true and has yet to miss a beat. She's been the clear winner of every controversy she's been a part of, and is a winner just for being on network news and involving herself in substantive controversies. In addition, she obviously smells great. If she's the future of news, who needs a future of anything else? Tonight, Lara Logan, I blogabrate my love for you.

Lara Logan fansite (FI-nally)

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