Monday, May 5, 2008

Have I Got a Screenplay for You

How Bill Clinton Got His Groove Back

This was the headline when I opened the NYT website today. Can you imagine what a good sequel that would make?

In case you can’t, I wrote out the plot summary for you:

"Bill Clinton (Bill Clinton) is a very successful forty-something African-American stock broker living in San Francisco, who is persuaded by his colorful New York girlfriend Delilah (Whoopi Goldberg) to take a well deserved, first-class vacation to Kingston, Jamaica. As he soaks in the beauty of the island, he encounters a strapping young islander, Winston Shakespeare (Taye Diggs). His pursuit of Winston turns into a hot and steamy romance that forces Bill Clinton to take personal inventory of his life and try to find a balance between his desire for love and companionship, and the responsibilities of mother and corporate executive.”

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