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Ok, I thought made up this book with photoshop, so I went to Amazon learned the following facts.
1. "Baby Alicia is Dying" includes this sentence: "Suddenly she understood that mature love, marriage, and having babies was truly a logical progression, a natural order that got all out of whack when people jumped into a sexual relationship outside the framework." Priceless.
2. Other books by Lurlene McDaniel include:
Let Him Live
Mother, Help Me Live
Please Don't Die
She Died Too Young
Sixteen and Dying
Someone Dies, Someone Lives
A Time to Die.
Damn.
1. That happened to me suddenly too.
2. according to her homepage she dedicated her life to writing books about imaginary dying teenagers because her 3 year old son was diagnosed with diabetes.
My baby Alicia actually is dying. Bet now you feel pretty bad about making fun of it, don't you?
My blog actually is dying. I bet you feel bad about bringing up your baby, don't you?
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