Sunday, June 17, 2007

A baby’s brain and an old man’s heart

Science has confirmed what I always suspected as a teen: rules are totally unfair. According to psychologist Robert Epstein, once we stop treating teens like idiots this they will stop acting so stupid.

Newsflash, Science: childhood is sacred. And according to the average American, MC still has 3-4 years left of sacredness. Don’t ruin this for us like you ruined deep-fried foods, God, and imagining time and space as two separate things.

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