Politics

Here's some food for thought for our readers in the media studies department. I hope you're hungry.
"Tim Russert Sculpture"

"After hearing of Tim's death I felt compelled to somehow show my respect. This sculpture is a work in progress of a great man, son, father, journalist and American. My heart goes out to the friends and family members of Tim Russert."

In other political news, watch Eleanor Roosevelt tell a joke about murdering Japs.


Eleanor Roosevelt looks great, eh? And a voice like an insane, dying bird, eh? It's a shame the camera guy only got her balls in that shot, though.

(Her face looks like balls.)

GET SILLY! II

DADuuuuuh! II

My dad made a youtube about what rap music looks like to him:


Just a lot of bright colors and loud noises and young people wasting time.

This also seems like the kind of song/band a teenager on a sitcom would defy their parents over, in order to see them live in concert at the Central City Auditorium or Killer Lou's All Night Dance Club.
This reminds me, here are the concerts I'm excited about this summer:

The Murder Doggs, Freaky Freddie, Fresh Murder, The Crusty Maggots, Grungy and the Losers, Unprotected Sex Rave, Dr. Diss, Gangsta Teeth, Drugzapalooza, and Radiohead.
But where am I going to come up with $25?!?!?!!

ANYWAY
GET SILLY, EVERYBODY!!!












and Tippy Toe, while you're at it. It's hot out.


I'm afraid to go to a party in the south.

this is just a popularity contest

from CNN

"Kerstin has said she wants to see the ocean and go to a concert by Robbie Williams, the British singer, said Dr. Berhold Kepplinger, director of the clinic where the family are now living.

He described how excited Kerstin was to hear Robbie Williams songs in her hospital room, and that she was moving around to the music so much that doctors even had to quiet her down.

It was then, Kepplinger said, that doctors became confident Kerstin can eventually become fully healthy and develop normally."

and Don't miss!:


(I google image searched the house of horrors to see what it was like:

That looks like a *terrible* place to be molested by your dad for 20 years. So scary.)

Also this:

and this:

Burj Dubai! Burj everyone!

the computer-generated fantasy known as the "worlds tallest building" in a place called "Dubai"
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Has apparently become a reality:
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Thanks to the riches of local sheiks/ the blood of millions.

To save time, I'll post this now:

In other news Dubai has completely exploded. Everyone in the world died.


FYI: in the time I saved posting that now I made these great "Seashell Critters"

with my foster daughter

Aren't those great? Love em.

Top 10 websites

10. garysinise.com



9. HurricaneKatrina.com

X 5

everybody get out your bookmarks

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geeeeh

Stop Not Making Any Sense

David Byrne, I don’t understand you at all. Sometimes you are the best, and then other times you are the guy who gets millions of dollars to make art in a cool building and comes up with this.

When you get both hands busy on the keyboard — as anyone who comes to see the work will be allowed to do — the room roars and clatters to life, seeming to harbor an invisible band playing something written by Phillip Glass in collaboration with the Stooges, a Japanese sho virtuoso and a kitchen full of 3-year-olds with pots and ladles.

Sounds great!

No it doesn't.

And then you say things like this:

"I’m not suggesting people abandon musical instruments and start playing their cars and apartments, but I do think the reign of music as a commodity made only by professionals might be winding down."

It’s about time. I’m sick of those professionals, always walking around with their noses in the air, acting like they know everything about everything. Stop pushing your filthy commodities on me!! Why don’t you just go back to your corporate headquarters and keep polluting the planet with your child labor corporations corporations homophobia oppression. Jerks.

I do still want to see that building though. Who wants to come with me? Afterwards maybe we can rent American Beauty and learn to open our eyes to the beauty everywhere around us. Look closer, guys. Look closer.