Daily DDM

I thought of a good Do Dump or Marry yesterday:

Civil War enthusiast
Holocaust enthusiast
American Revolution enthusiast

OR it could be this:

Civil War enthusiast
Holocaust enthusiast
Zine publisher

OR this:

Holocaust enthusiast
Zine publisher
Kelsey Grammer



What did you guys do yesterday?

Like "Mathnet"

STOP THE PRESSES...MATH IS COOL! Here's a cool new math discovery from Discovery News:

"Earth-like planets have relatively short windows of opportunity for life to evolve, making it highly doubtful intelligent beings exist elsewhere in the universe, according to newly published research based on a mathematical probability model."

Then just do P.E.R.M.D.A.S.

"Earthlings overcame horrendous odds -- Watson pegs it at less than 0.01 percent over 4 billion years -- to achieve life. The harsh reality is that we don't have much time left."

"Wow, Math. Thanks. That's so cool how you can...thanks...wow..."
-Everyone

Everyone after Math leaves the room:












nothing.

News can be fun too!

cOoL lInk AheAd:
STUDY FIND DOGS, ROBOTS CHEER ELDERLY

Here's a cute story that reminds us that we are all just blind idiots who spend our lives randomly bumping into other blind idiots, and that we are all locked in private dream worlds (IMPENETRABLE!) where we make up lie-stories called cool things like "meaning," "value," and "love."



capitalists: let's play on that with our new robots.
me: FUCK YOU, CAPITALISTS! (desperately clingin' to my lie-stories...4 lyfe!!!!!!!!!)

LOLbdsm

In porn, when at the end the girl is on her knees like "cum, cuuum," and she has to wait for kind of a long time, and then when the guy cums on her and she like spits it out with spit and she says "OH YEAH," that always takes me here
1. "Oh yeah"? (image of the Kool-Aid man if he had been molested as a child)
2. She's not really enjoying that
3. I guess that sounds real though. Acting is hard. If she's not enjoying that, what is she really enjoying in her life? It's sex, you know? Kudos to her for just doing that. Just coming to that realization and going for that. Fake it till you make it, girl (it=enjoying life).
4. Isn't that what fucking is really about?
5. Isn't it weird that in reality, it is not about anything like this scenario at all, though?
6. But I guess, what is reality?
7. Thanks again for that, porn.
8. RAGE

On that note, does anyone else feel alienated when they look at bondage porn? Those people always look like they have no idea what they're doing. Just completely confused by life, and trying and failing so hard at figuring it out. I'll tell you one thing I think is completely immoral is reminding people of the strong possibilty that existence is futile. So I guess they win for being subversive in that complete sucker-punch of a way alone, but in the end they lose for being jerks.